Finding the warm pink center of a cow.

Did y'all know it's easy to find the warm pink center of a cow? Let me explain these easy steps to finding the warm center.

Step 1: Drive to an Outback Restaurant
Step 2: Get seated by hostess
Step 3: Order drink (water, because I'm tired of paying $1.89 - $2.89 for a drink)
Step 4: Order Outback Special 11 oz. cooked medium
Step 5: Enjoy side salad and bread
Step 6: Cut into steak on plate presented after the salad

Now one can see, or imagine, the nice shade of pink in the center. Marvelous, is it not? Incase the hint was not obvious, Kimmy and I went to Outback for our anniversary dinner. Dinner was great, as always, and the ice cream we ate while watching King of Queens was the perfect dessert.

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